Peace sells... but who's buying?

I've realized I may say things that offend people.

When I say I've realized, I mean "DUH".

Whaddya mean I don't believe in God?

I talk to him everyday

Whaddya mean I don't support your system?

I go to court when I HAVE to.

Whaddya mean I can't get to work on time?

I got nothing better to do

Whaddya mean I don't pay my bills?

Whaddya think I'm broke?

HUH!?!

If there's a new wayyy..

I'll be the first in line..

but it better work this time..


Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?

Didn't know you had any feelings.

Whaddya mean I ain't kind?

Just not your kind.

Whaddya mean I could be the president

..of the United States of America?

Tell me something.. it's still WE the people..

RIGHT?!?!

If there's a new wayyy..

I'll be the first in line..

but it better work this time..